XXX CLEANASFUCK

1 Litre

$28.70

Australia’s favourite Carnauba wash & wax shampoo is back!
Beware of cheap imitations.

  • Boosts gloss & promotes water beading
  • Adds shine & protection

  • Ultra safe pH Neutral formula
  • Perfect maintenance wash

  • 100% Australian made

In a world where so many people are offended by one thing or another, we’re on a mission to shove some sand up those peoples asses.

However, we’re not worried if you’re offended by the name, we just want to clarify who in the car scene done it first. Some creativity and originality is what makes the car scene special – and if you have to copy someone just for clout, then you kind of don’t belong.

As you can see from the below 2 Instagram posts, we’re pretty confident it was us. So unless someone else used that name on their car care products before 2016, we’ll rock that OG crown nice & high.

Super Syrup’s CLEANASFUCK is a premium grade automotive shampoo that is designed to clean, shine and protect.
Its concentrated formula delivers dominant cleaning capabilities, while the high Carnauba content provides a deep rich shine that’ll have your neighbours doing the five-knuckle shuffle and two-finger taco tango.
The ultra slippery soap suds ensure minimal surface friction while encapsulating particles of dirt.
In addition to a killer finish, the Carnauba Wax adds a layer of protection to shield your paintwork from mild contaminates and other shit.
CLEANASFUCK is biodegradable, phosphate free and silicone free.

Censored Version: Wash & Wax

• High sudsing
• High Carnauba content
• Super-Glide formula to minimise swirls & scratches
• Safe on any automotive exterior
• Will not strip existing wax or sealant
• Foam Lance & Bucket Wash compatible
• Premium grade quality & ingredients
• Biodegradable, Phosphate & Silicone free

DIRECTIONS OF USE:
Park in the shade if possible, and ensure the surface is cool to touch. Hose off any loose dirt from the surface.
FOAM GUN PRE-SOAK:
Fill the chamber of your foam gun with 900mls of water and top it up with 100mls of this shit (1:9 Ratio).
Coat the surface with foam & let it dwell for 3-5 minutes. Don’t let it dry. Rinse off. Repeat 1 more time then follow with the 2 bucket manual wash.
2 BUCKET MANUAL WASH:
Fill 2 10L buckets with water. Add about 50mls of CLEANASFUCK to one of the buckets. Shoot a sharp stream of water in there to agitate the mixture & create suds. Begin washing. Rinse your wash mitt in the water-only bucket every 30 seconds to remove any shit from the mitt. Dunk the cunt back in the soapy bucket & continue washing. Repeat until surface is clean. Rinse off. Dry with a Super Syrup chamois.
THE MODERN METHOD:
REQUIRES A PRESSURE WASHER & FOAM GUN.
Hose off loose dirt. Fill 1 10L bucket with warm water & throw your wash mitt in there. Pre-soak your car with a foam cannon, let it dwell for 3-5 minutes. Rinse off. Repeat pre-soak 1 more time and rinse off again.
Cover surface with foam a 3rd time and begin washing with the foam that’s on the surface. Dunk your wash mitt in the warm water every 30 seconds to remove any shit from the mitt. Continue washing. If the presence of foam on the surface becomes minimal, shoot more foam onto it. Keep surface soapy at all times to maintain lubricity.

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CLEANASFUCK Car Shampoo
Before & After…

CLEANASFUCK car shampoo delivers dominant cleaning power while remaining safe & gentle to automotive surfaces.
The high Carnauba Wax content of our CLEANASFUCK car shampoo provides a deep rich shine that adds gloss & protection while annihilating dirt & grime.
It wont strip your existing wax or polish & can be used as a traditional bucket-wash or in a snow foam canon.

DRAG THE ARROWS TO SEE THE RESULTS!

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Super Syrup is owned & operated by 3 mates from Victoria.

All our liquids are made in Australia.
Our microfibre products are imported from Korea and supplied by a local Australian distributor.

Why is our Microfibre imported?
Unfortunately, Australia is currently unable to produce world-class microfibre that delivers supreme performance on automotive surfaces.
When Australia has a premium quality equivalent – you can bet that we’ll be supplying it.

All orders are dispatched daily from Monday to Thursday and come with a unique tracking number.
Our main delivery service is Couriers Please & Fastway.
PO Box orders are handled by Australia Post.
Almost all orders arrive between 2 – 5 business days.

In one word…
Unreal.

Almost all our car care liquids are pH Neutral, silicone free, biodegradable & phosphate free.
You’re probably saving dolphins every time you use our products (don’t quote us on that though).

In terms of cleaning performance…
Superior.

Our products do exactly what they’re designed to do.
We use premium ingredients & refrain from diluting or fattening up our products with any inferior substances like some other manufacturers do.

These items go perfect with XXX CLEANASFUCK